Married dating

From the moment we signed up for Affairs Club,we loved the site. But before you sign-up, read through this review to learn some valuable pointers on how to have the same amount of success that we had.

There were an insane amount of hotties that were easy to get with, and not too many single women (added bonus). Thankfully, we didn’t run into many single women on Affairs Club.

TO BE TREATED LIKE I WAS THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH BY A HUNGRY GROUP OF MEN, PREFERABLY ALL [ethnic group whose male members are often hypersexualized in American culture, due in part to a complex legacy of discrimination]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG THICK [rhyming masculine body part] NEED APPLY!!! My first e-mail blitz, which doesn’t specify that I’m a journalist hoping to interview subjects, nets me a grand total of zero replies. I change tack and name-drop Yet a few replies roll in. (Identifying details have been obscured or altered slightly to ensure anonymity, and all names are fictitious.) She lists her weight at well over 200 pounds, her limits are "Anything Goes," and her tagline is "I’m too much for you." And what is she looking for? I’m not here at AM to meet someone for the opera, I assure you."What the hell is going on here?

In the spirit of this gender reversal, I invite you to picture me as Carrie Bradshaw, sprawled out on her bed with her Power Book G3, as she voice-overs, "I couldn’t help but wonder: Are unfaithful women the new adulterous men? She recognizes me from my profile photo, and I slide in across from her.

What, exactly, is compelling these married women to set up "sexy dates" in droves, aside from easy Internet access?

For years, our collective narrative of the errant housewife has run thusly: Neglected by her aloof or abusive husband and dying a slow death from her suburban prison, she falls into the arms of a dashing, romantic gentleman.

These pointers should be copied and pasted into a word processor and referred to after signing up for Affairs Club. Be the guy that’s intelligent and prove to the women that you have your shit together and aren’t a total pervert. Looks shouldn’t be everything to you, but they should matter some.

If you’re not physically attracted to a profile picture, don’t even bother clicking on her profile. We received quite a few emails from women interested in us because of our profile.

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